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Saturday, 7 January 2006
SHARK ATTACK:MEGALODON
He he,shark movies.They're alwayz a hoot.
Not only are they basically all the same movie,but with each new one the sharks get bigger and bigger!
I just gandered a watchin' of "Shark Attack:Megalodon".I didn't think any movie could top the Samuel Jackson Motivational Speech scene in "Deep Blue Sea",but this one-
takes the cake as THE GREATEST SCENE IN A MOVIE EVER!
Tho,if I waz the guy in charge of this movie I would also make the sharks telepathic and able to fly to up the ante!Oh,and I'd have the sharks lay shark eggs in swimming pools,bathtubs and jacuzzis for more boobiez vs.shark battle for the visual senses action that today's movie goin' public demandz!
They did manage to make the shark growl underwater when it waz about to attack which I've never heard before,so that's a plus.I didn't know they could do that.Then again I didn't know worms could scream until I saw "Squirm",So whatdooIknow?
"Megalodon"iz sooper filmaking at it'z very worstbest!Mucho boobies,heroic heroes that say "SONOFABITCH!" constantly and who'z heroic planz never work cuz the baddies,in this case and in most nature gone wild movies,iz some uber corporate assholes that defy nature by violating it'z precious underwater earth by lining the ocean floor with fiber-optic cables to make global communication easier when really all it doez iz attract giant sharks and make 'em angry for people.Wouldn't it make more sense to use satelittes?Aw,hell,that would just end up attracting giant outer space mosqutos or somethin'.When will money hungry world conquerin' ferget about the little guy madman corporate leaders win?
Wal-Mart,ya better take note!
Oh,gotta go-Christopher Atkins iz fightin' giant cockroaches on the Sci-Fi Channel!
Ragz Rates It A:7.25
Posted by ragzdandelion
at 11:08 PM PST
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