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Sunday, 23 November 2003
VICTORIA SECRETS FASHION SHOW
Mood:
 cheeky
Last year I missed out on the Victoria Secrets Fashion Show on TV cuz I waz out in Detroit Rock City catching the last Guns N'Roses Mach 2 show.It waz well worth the trip and missing the special tv event but that's another story.
This year I got to see what all the soft porn hoopla waz all about!The Victoria Secrets Fashion Show is the closest you can get to masturbatory delight from a network tv show.Hot chickies wearing shoe strings for underwear and stomping down the runway in stiletto healed Gestapo struts and Warren Worthington wingz is the show that puts the boobs in Boob Tube!
Inbetween bouncing butt and breast cleavage we get a glimpse of the chaos that goez on backstage.We see one ubermodel get tangled up in her own outfit and almost bites the dust on the stage while another nearly takez out the lighting rig with her massive Hawkgirl wings.
Unfortunatly the action is distracted by a few musical numbers performed by Sting & Mary J.Blige.Sting doez a fine job but Blige ruins the moment when she duets with Mr.Karma Sutra,wailing like a guttercat gettin' the ol' firecracker lit in thru the outdoor.Sheesh,can't one of the supermodels shove a pair of panties in her mouth and shut her up?
So other than that.the VSFS is one of the finest moments in TV.Lotsa fodder for us guyz with a video capture card(All Praize Snappy!!).
Can't wait for next yearz show.
I suggest Poison az the musical act.Just seems more appropriate.
Ragz Ratez It A:7.0
Posted by ragzdandelion
at 7:28 PM PST
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