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Wednesday, 17 December 2003
CHRISTMAS EVIL
Mood:
 mischievious
Ah.The X-Mas holiday iz just around the corner.I can tell by the crisp cold air,the smell of hot chocolat,the sound of "Jingle Cats"playing over and over in my head and the scattering of the remains of rioting shoppers who clawed and scraped each other over a $30.00 dvd player at the official Hell on Earth-Walmart.
So that meanz it's time to dust off my favorite Christmas classic that I watch religiously every year-yep,who needz "Frosty"or "Rudolph" or "Ernest Saves Christmas"when ya can watch that classic murky sludge of a holiday film called "Christmas Evil!"
Actually most of the 1980 flick iz pretty boring.We have to suffer thru the life of a lowly,lonely and desperatly obsessed man who works at the Jolly Dream Toy Company putting together crappy ass toyz on an assembly line.Ya see,this guy iz obssessed with Santa Claus,so much so that he constantly hums Christmas tunes and dressed up like Santa at home,trying to get his belly laughs just right for the big day.He's got a huge book listing all the bad kids that seems to grow everyday.It all stems from a memorably Christmas he had az a kid when he got a glimpse of Santa on his knees getting his jollys feeling up mom by the Christmas Tree.Finally when X-Mas Eve arrives he hops in his van and drops off gifts for the kids.Then it's time for Santa to start dishing out some whoop ass,az he greets his employers outside of a church by stabbing them in the eye with a wooden toy soldier.Our Bad Santa jumps back in his van and continues to make his rounds spreading his very special brand of holiday cheer throughout the city,slaying all the way.Eventually an angry mob forms,carrying TORCHES!!They track down Killer Kringle and then....
awmI can't tell ya the ending cuz it's something you haveta see for yourself,let me just say that it's THE GREATEST ENDING TO A MOVIE EVER!!!
Makes a great gift for your least favorite person on your Christmas list!
Ragz Ratez It A:8.5 for the ending alone!
Posted by ragzdandelion
at 12:17 AM PST
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