Tuesday, 23 December 2003

BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF
Mood:  quizzical


Is it a werewolf movie?A martial arts action film?A French period piece?A romance date movie?A special effects extravaganza?A sword n' sorcery epic?
It's all of them!!
It's got it all,lotsa cool fight scenes straight outa Matrix (without the futuristic machinery),a big computer generated beast thingy with metal teeth that kills poor peasents out in the fields of 1700 France,an Indian who knows kung fu,a concubine with a razor sharp Japanese fan,a reluctant stuffy woman who's trying not to let the main character into her skirt,and a one armed villian with two arms and one nasty sword that's more than a sword.
Actually in between all the action it's pretty boring,two foriegners are brought in to slay a superwolf that's chowin' down on the Frenchies.That's pretty much all ya need to know about the plot.Fast forward thru the talkie scenes and edit together all the action segmants and you've got one kick ass music video!!
And the movie starts out just like "Jaws",except the girl is on the mountains and we see her get pummeled against a cliff instead of dragged under water but the scene is very similar.
Oh and we've got Monica Bellucci az a saucey n' sexy prostitute that doez everything from killing the main character to bringing him back to life!Whatta gal!
Very fun with the volume turned off and some Iron Maiden cranking out of the stereo!
Ragz Ratez It A:6.0

Posted by ragzdandelion at 11:37 PM PST

Updated: Tuesday, 23 December 2003 11:45 PM PST

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