Monday, 8 March 2004

VH1CLASSICS:METAL MANIA
Mood:  party time!

I can't go without posting praise to VH1 for bringing back the 80's Rawk in all it's flash n' grand cheesiness!
"Metal Mania",the bastard child of "Headbangers Ball",flickerz across the screen all those great big haired,leather spiked n' spandexed,eyeliner n' Aqua Netted heroez of yesteryear.Oh yeah!When rockstars had fun being rockstars and didn't give a shit about saving the rainforests or such nonsense.Nope,it waz all about the most wasted ya could get and the most tail tail ya could get.
What really rulez about "Metal Mania"isz that it'z so much more than Motley Crues "Girls Girls Girls"or Twisted Sister's "We're Not Gonna Take It".They've dug deep into the hallowed underground of Flash Metal.Oh yeah,it's not rare to see Vains' "Who's Watchin' You" or,my ultimate fave-EZO's "Flashback Heart Attack"!I've even seen videos I didn't even know existed by such groups az Rock City Angels & The Sea Hags!!
Someone haz dug into my closet of old videotapes and broadcasted it on the boob toob.
And there's no shortage of boobs in theze vidz.
See the people responsible for creating the hole in the ozone layer,turn it up and get it on!!
Schlock N'Roll iz back baby!!
Ragz Rates It A:10

Posted by ragzdandelion at 10:51 PM PST

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