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Thursday, 1 January 2004
"THE KILLER EYE" & "FLESH FOR THE BEAST"
Mood:
 cheeky
Two moviez that make a perfect double bill o' hooters n' crap!Imagine if the writers of Penthouse Forum Letters where given a crappy camcorder & made moviez.Then you would basically get these two movies.
"The Killer Eye" is,well,about a killer eye that pops out of another dimension from a teenage boy prostitute and goes on the loose feeling up women and giving them the sexual experience of thier life.All the while the nerdy mad scientist that would rather play with his killer eye than with his hottie of a wife chases down the one eyed wonder worm with his fellow cast of bad actors.We also have to suffer thru two male characters that sit around in thier underwear and keep reminding us how stoned they are.Ok,sure this may all sound like a madcap blast of a b-movie but it's not.Very little worth seeing here,yet still better than a sharp stick in the eye.Not much tho.
"Flesh For The Beast"isn't much better but at least it tries to be.An eccentric rich guy hires a group of ghostbusters to help him calm the crazy ghosts that spooks around in his mansion.Why I don't understand cuz the ghosts are a trio of slutty chickies who strip naked,get ya off then slit your throat.Sounds like a date to me.But we soon learn there is more tho the millionaire than we originally thought.Tries to be scary but isn't,tries to be sexy and it really isn't that either.Shoulda just made it a porno flick and throw away the chincey plot.
Saves on the fast forward time and frees up the hands.
Ragz Rates "The Killer Eye" A:5
Ragz Rates "Flesh For The Beast"A:6
Posted by ragzdandelion
at 8:42 PM PST
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