Thursday, 8 April 2004

SHAKIRA:LIVE OFF THE RECORD
Mood:  cheeky

She plays the guitar!
She showz animal snuff filmz!
She talks politics!
She playz the drums!
She's Shakira!Live!On a dvd!
Her music iz all over the place-from dancey Middle Eastern inspired numbers,to rock,to techno-diva,and of course-passionate Latin cha cha cha,the modern day Charo doez it all.The music's ok,tho her version of AC/DC's "Back In Black"iz pretty dreadful & weak,and she really doesn't have a very powerful voice but when it comez down to it that's not why I'm watching this dvd.
It's those hips man!
She's a glorified bellydancer.
And I ain't complainin' none!
Plus,ya just know that Shakira iz dying to really rock out.
If she woulda came out in the 80's she would've gave Lee Aaron a run for the Metal Queen title.
Someone please,let her do the rock,teach her how to scream then she would be perfect!
Az long as she doesn't get political,Yeesh.
Keep her off the drumz too.
And just show close up of "those Hips!"on the big screens instead of scenes from "Make Them Die Slowly"and she could rule the world.
Bow to the new Metal Queen!
Ragz Rates It A:5 for music,10 for the bellydancing!

Posted by ragzdandelion at 2:39 AM PDT

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